What to Expect When You’re… Dead Chapter Eight

The Zombie Chronicles

Chapter Eight

Just Can’t Get Enough

I have a little extra time on my hands and I’m sad to say I haven’t been spending it well. I’ve been indulging myself in something that I had sworn I’d never do, but now I’ve found that I can’t resist. It’s my dirty little secret and sometimes I wish that I’d never started this at all. Continue reading


How to Tell Your Pet Has Seperation Anxiety

  1. You find your keys, wallet, and/or cell phone stuffed under the cushion of their pet bed.
  2. While packing your suitcase you turn to find them sitting in it.
  3. You find a search on your web browser for ‘human microchipping’.
  4. You wake up in the middle of the night to your pet attempting to attach an ankle monitor.
  5. The travel agent calls to confirm the cancellation of your reservations by someone named “Fluffy”.
  6. A padlock has been installed at knee or ankle level on the inside of the door and there’s no sign of the key.
  7. You go to start your car only to find the gas tank is completely empty when you filled up the day before.
  8. Animal control shows up at your door investigating a report of animal abandonment.